Ondine

Is that deen or dyne? Who cares? Filmed off the Cork coast it's about a trawler that catches a female illegal immigrant in its net. No, not True North! No-one has seen that movie so it doesn't matter how unoriginal Ondine is. Don't mind that both films were funded by the Irish Film Board. Sure, don't they fund other similar movies too? Complete coincidence of course? Of course it is. So what's Ondine? Who cares again? It's Neil Jordan's new movie so it has to be good. If it's not then keep your mouth shut as you're only a begrudger. Well I'm a begrudger! It's like forgotten stuff from the terrible '90s - Driftwood and Secret of Roan Inish. Anyone seen these titles? The makers of Ondine have!