WHY 'SHOOT THE CABBAGE'?

I don't know. Just sounds nice. What else should I call it? It's a blog on Irish cinema. What do they do in Irish movies? Emigrate, endure poverty, rape men, argue over land, disappear. What else? Shoot a cabbage? Who does that? Anton did it - 'The next one will be bigger'! Except it was done earlier in How Harry Became a Tree! You see all that anger built up from sexual repession, political guilt, not getting on with your father, and lusting after the farm has to be released some way. What better way so than shooting up a defenceless vegetable? If you feel anger after watching another rubbish Irish movie then you too could shoot a cabbage? Or else read this blog!