It's that time again, the world's worst film awards! TV3 are showing this crap. That one in the red dress, I'd like to be pouring over her best bits! They're showing the behind the scenes first. Crap techno music, that guy's not Simon Delaney? Who's arriving and what are they wearing? Amy Huberman as usual. Miriam O'Callaghan, less feminine than Bruce Jenner! Deirdre O'Kane again. Sarah Greene is too pretty to play that old bag in a movie. Caroline Morahan, at least one lady there tonight! Is this a fashion show or film awards? Where's your dress from? What is this sh-te? Mary Murray, with no tracksuit on? Nine minutes in and people are still arriving! Sean Bean, at least one star is there! That male presenter must be gay for not staring at his co-host's cleavage! Prepping socks off, exactly! The first time I don't want to gawk at Caroline!
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